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Alfa Romeo 33 (1985 - 1994)

PASSION ON A BUDGET (some text hidden) --NONE--

BY JONATHAN CROUCH

Introductionword count: 135

So you're a bit of a motoring enthusiast. Probably owned a sports car up until a few years back. But time marches on. There are family commitments to meet now. You need five-door space and small car-economy at the lower end of the second-hand market. And there's a tight budget to keep to. The prospects aren't appealing. Would Sir like a Ford Escort, a Nissan Sunny or a Vauxhall Astra? Or would you rather take early retirement? But wait a minute. What about an Alfa Romeo? A car developed from seventy years of experience and 10,000 separate victories on the racetrack. With a throaty boxer engine, variable rate power steering, electric front windows, a stereo radio cassette and performance that Ford, Nissan or Vauxhall owners could only dream about at the price. Enter the 33.

Modelsword count: 34

Models Covered: First generation 33 - 1985-1990 (1.3Hatchback[SBoxer 4 C]/ 1.5 Hatchback,Estate [Boxer 4 C,Green Cloverleaf,Ti,Ti Veloce,4wd]/ 1.7 Hatchback,Sportwagon [Cloverleaf,Veloce Cloverleaf] ) Second generation 33 - 1990-1994 1.5 Hatchback [IE]/ 1.7 Hatchback,Sportwagon [IE,16v,16vBoxer,4wd 16v]

Historyword count: 227

Motoring journalists never really forgave the 33 for not being another Alfasud, the car it replaced in 1985. To be fair, Alfa rather helped them in their scepticism; build quality of early examples was very poor. So was the marketing, aimed at the Escort customer until Alfa realised that only more specialist drivers bought their cars. The original range was made up of 1.3 and 1.5-litre boxer-engined cars (the 33 was always a five-door hatch in its basic form), with the option of an interesting 4wd 1.5-litre Estate that never really caught on. The 1.3 lasted only a few months. In May 1987, a 1.7-litre Boxer model was added to the range, providing the performance previously lacking. The Estate also made a comeback, now re-christened the 'Sportwagon'. Sales drifted off in the late Eighties, but picked up a little when the 'New' 33 was launched, the second generation car appearing in 1990. Actually, it wasn't a lot different, though the sleeker facelifted front and rear light clusters gave it more roadgoing presence. The 1.5 and 1.7-litre boxer engines were basically the same, though a new 16 valve 1.7-litre hot hatch model was added to the line-up. The 1.7-litre cars were deservedly the most popular, offered in IE, 16v Boxer and interesting 4wd 16v forms. The uprated Sportwagon followed in early 1991, available only with 1.7-litre 16v power.

What You Getword count: 307

A great engine assembled around a rather ordinary car. The driving position is skew-wiff in that frustratingly Latin fashion. You get as comfy as you can and try to ignore the baulky gear change, the torque steer and the indifferent ride. Build quality was poor to start with but much better near the end. Having said all that, this is a true Alfa Romeo - with all that this entails. It's a car which you can well imagine in the loving hands of some collector 50 years from now. "Heard what I got hold of last week? A pristine 1993 33 Turismo - the special edition model they launched for Autumn of that year. Drove it down to old Archie's Alfa get-together at the Green Man last Sunday. Handles like a dream... " That's the magic of owning one; the feeling that you've set yourself apart from the herd - broken free in fact. And all for no more (and in many respects much less) than the price of an ordinary family car. As with every individualist car however, there are sacrifices to be made. Quirks and foibles that you'll be called upon to forgive. The 'Alfisti', that dedicated band of UK Alfa owners, would suggest that that's probably the most endearing part of ownership - and they'd probably be right. An often-overlooked variant in the 33 range is the Sportwagon. It would be wrong to call this the 'estate' variant in the 33 range; it doesn't pretend to be able to carry a grandfather clock - but then neither does an equivalent BMW 318i Touring, which offers less equipment and costs much more. With the Sportwagon, Alfa Romeo was aiming at the kind of driver who wanted the performance and style of a sports car and the kind of carrying capacity of a Sierra-sized family hatchback.

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Category: Compact Family Cars

Performance
70%
Handling
60%
Comfort
30%
Space
50%
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